Saturday, February 18, 2012

Bathroom Review--South Campus Dining Hall

The South Campus Dining Hall’s bathroom is, not surprisingly, heavily used. Unfortunately it doesn’t stand up to the challenge.

The bathroom has a bizarre setup that only allows for one toilet stall, which is placed longways along the wall. This gives the appearance of the stall being a sidecar on the motorcycle that is this bathroom. Usually the floor is covered in a menagerie of water and old Diamondbacks, allowing you to watch Glory Daze dissolve into a column on President Mote while you defecate.

The urinals are nothing special-- lined up against the wall, worn from

years of use, the usual. They do provide an excellent view of the South Campus Commons construction, though, so you can watch Capstone in action!

If you have to use the bathroom, and I know you will after a three- minute lunch, go to someplace better like Commons 1 or Tallifero. Use the Dining Hall Bathroom on an emergency-only basis.

Rating: 1 1/2 out of 4 flushes

Directions: Walk into the South Campus Dining Hall, make a right and walk up the stairs. The bath- room’s at the top of the stairs on the right.

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