Saturday, February 18, 2012

Insult-a-Group: FLA

What is the Future Leaders Association? Well, they don’t have a Web site, that’s for sure. And they don’t have any advertisements around campus, either. So who are they? Let’s break it down.

FUTURE: This shows they probably deal with what’s to come in this world. How do they do it? Most likely they have access to some sort of time machine. How and why are unknown, but they must have one. Why else would they have “future” in their name?

LEADERS: A group made up of nothing but leaders? Doesn’t this cause some problems during meeting time? I mean, how do they decide who the leader of the leaders is? Rumble? Drawing straws? Gauntlet fight? Hell if I know.

ASSOCIATION: Damn you! Why does every group put association at the end of their name? I mean, we KNOW you associate! That’s the point of a group, jackass. Just call yourself Future Leaders and we’ll GET THE FREAKING POINT. Jeez, what’s WRONG with these people?

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